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I transferred the base of the page to the 'net today. The links all appear to work correctly and the new logo I "designed" gleams with the sickly sheen of bad web art circa 1990 -- an effect I achieved with ease (thanks to my complete lack of artistic ability). In other news, the about page has its own ultra-creative logo which consists of the other logo sans cheesy Photoshop affects. Brilliant? Quite clearly.